and the oscar goes to……..alex gas…karth. who is that. does he even act. what. oh he’s kind of cute. alright he can have it
and the award for cutest on screen couple is Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman!
no it doesn’t
leo could be the only nominee in the category and he would still lose
ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
plot twist: pizza guy wins the oscar for best male in a leading role